Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Zeng Xiaoxian was extremely embarrassed.

Laura laughed, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I stuck it on last night while you were asleep. I was just teasing you."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled dryly, "Hehe, you really have a sense of humor."

Laura said playfully, "Oh, and I also painted your toenails."

"what"

Everyone got goosebumps.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt like crawling into a hole and disappearing into it.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's embarrassed state, Laura secretly rejoiced and laughed, "Just kidding, but your big toe is the longest I've ever seen."

"tsk"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked, looking embarrassed, "Did you apply it or not?"

"I'm not telling you. Take off your socks and see for yourself."

After Laura finished speaking, she was about to leave.

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped her and said, "I've prepared breakfast for you, it's all European style, have some."

"Oh! I forgot to tell you, I gave up breakfast three years ago, but seeing your adorably jealous face when I wake up this morning, I suddenly feel full. Bye-bye!" With that, Laura left.

Zeng Xiaoxian was extremely disappointed after a busy morning.

Chapter 168 Just say you want to eat meat!

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian acting like a complete idiot, Su Mingyang tried to snap him out of it, saying, "Teacher Zeng, your efforts are worthless in front of Laura. You're only fooling yourself. Don't do such thankless things in the future."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes dimmed, but he put on a nonchalant air and said, "Mingyang, you're overthinking it. I was just making breakfast for a friend I haven't seen in a long time."

"All right."

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was avoiding his own feelings.

Su Mingyang didn't say much.

Relationships are matters that only the parties involved can handle. Outsiders interfering too much will only bring trouble; at most, they can offer a few words of advice and stop there.

However, Hu Yifei didn't share this awareness and teased, "Then why did you have a sour reaction when you heard about that Paul guy?"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes, his tone somewhat forced: "You're all looking at me with prejudice. Go ahead and let your imaginations run wild. Laura and I are in the perfect state where we don't have to take responsibility for each other, and I'm fine. I'm not emotionally unstable at all, and I'm not jealous!"

"Hehe, really? I don't believe it at all."

Hu Yifei sneered.

Believe it or not.

Zeng Xiaoxian retorted, his face flushed red.

Su Mingyang found it quite amusing to watch the two bickering. Just as he was about to eat a fried dough stick to liven things up, a small piece of fried dough stick appeared in front of his mouth.

Turning his head, he saw Lin Wanyu smiling at him: "Open your mouth."

"Wanyu is so considerate."

Lao Mingyang praised it and took a bite of the fried dough stick.

The fried dough sticks were a little cold, but he didn't mind and ate them with relish.

As he chewed, he broke off a small piece of fried dough stick and held it to Lin Wanyu's mouth. When she closed her eyes and happily ate the dough stick, he frowned and teased, "Wanyu, if you want meat, just say so. Why are you biting my hand?"

"Uh, I didn't notice."

Lin Wanyu blushed deeply, she had been too excited just now.

Seeing the two feeding each other, Hu Yifei and the others felt a pang of jealousy and their stomachs felt a little bloated.

Zeng Xiaoxian was extremely envious. If Laura could feed him like that, he would be so happy.

Seeing Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu eating, Lü Ziqiao picked up a piece and put it in his mouth, then frowned and said, "Mingyang and Wanyu, you two have deceived my feelings!"

Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu exchanged a glance, both somewhat bewildered.

They said in unison, "How did we deceive your feelings?"

Lu Ziqiao said with a bitter face, "This is cold, and you're still eating it so heartily. Isn't that just deceiving my feelings?"

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu couldn't help but laugh.

"Still laughing? I suspect this is from yesterday."

Lu Ziqiao muttered to himself.

Hearing his hard work being rejected, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately became agitated: "What do you mean yesterday's! I got up at four in the morning to buy it! Of course it's cold!"

"Four points"

Everyone was stunned.

Su Mingyang sighed, "Teacher Zeng, your feelings for Laura are too deep, it's a pity she didn't realize it."

"It's okay, I don't care."

Zeng Xiaoxian said nonchalantly.

"I feel that it's not worth it for Teacher Zeng to do this."

Lin Wanyu leaned close to Su Mingyang's ear and whispered something.

"There's nothing we can do about it. Let's eat."

Su Mingyang said in a low voice.

Lin Wanyu nodded, picked up the green drink Zeng Xiaoxian had prepared, took a sip, and immediately felt nauseous. She frowned and said, "Wow, what is this? It's so sour!"

"Is it sour? Let me try it."

Su Mingyang picked it up and took a sip; the taste was indeed a bit sour and refreshing.

Hu Yifei seized the opportunity to insert an advertisement: "Zeng Xiaoxian's special beverage, the drink of choice for heartbroken people and those wearing green hats!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said irritably, "This is fermented mung bean juice, bought downstairs. Take it or leave it!"

Ignoring Zeng Xiaoxian's feelings, Hu Yifei teased, "Our great Teacher Zeng has finally emerged from the shadow of being cuckolded after two years! Now we need to celebrate, and the way to celebrate is to bring her home for the night! Hahaha!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian retorted loudly, "What do you know? She has nowhere to stay right now, so I'm taking her in temporarily. She'll sleep on the bed, and I'll sleep on the floor. I'm not that kind of... casual person!"

Hu Yifei retorted, "You're not human when you act like this!"

"I wore very warm clothes to bed yesterday."

"Haha, really? When will you let us see your enormous big toe?"

Hu Yifei smiled dismissively.

Su Mingyang and the others were amused and watched the intense exchange between the two with great amusement.

Zeng Xiaoxian choked for a moment, then said sarcastically, "Hu Yifei, you're just jealous that I have a charming, sexy, and unrestrained lover, aren't you?"

Hu Yifei laughed in exasperation: "You've been eating too much fake baby formula, haven't you? I'm jealous of you."

"Laura has started to resolutely reject those suitors because of me, that...stuttering Paul is a prime example!"

This is typical of a dog's thinking. Thinking of this, Su Mingyang couldn't help but retort, "Teacher Zeng, you're probably overthinking it. Laura rejected Paul mainly because he's a stutterer."

With Su Mingyang's assistance, Hu Yifei's offensive became even more aggressive: "Haha, so Zeng Xiaoxian, your charm is still a bit stronger than the stutterer's. Keep up the good work!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was immediately covered in blood, clutching the bear's mouth: "You..."

Chapter 169 Women, get out of my way!

Fish ball coffee shop.

A soothing melody filled the store.

Business was good today.

Nearly ten customers were scattered on the sofa.

Some were talking in hushed tones.

Some were reading magazines.

Some were intently staring at their laptop screens.

The atmosphere was very harmonious.

At the bar, Lin Wanyu, wearing a black apron, was skillfully preparing coffee for customers.

Waitress Luo Xiaorong was quickly clearing away the cups and plates.

Su Mingyang sat on the sofa in the corner, propping his cheek up with one hand and stirring his coffee with the other, enjoying the leisurely afternoon.

He looked like a complete couch potato.

At that moment, Zeng Xiaoxian rushed in from outside in a panic.

Following behind was an overjoyed Lü Ziqiao.

"Mingyang, something terrible has happened to me!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sat down in front of Su Mingyang and said in a flustered manner.