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Chapter 1012 The Heavenly Emperor's Mount

Chapter 1012 The Heavenly Emperor's Mount

It was anciently known as Yinghuo, or Mars.

The ruins of Daleiyin Temple stand before an ancient, withered Bodhi tree.

The crocodile was gutted and roasted over a fire.

"One, two, eight, ten, nineteen, thirty."

Pang Bo recounted the heads to make sure he hadn't miscounted, then fell into a stunned silence.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Shi Hao asked, holding a golden-brown, caramelized crocodile leg. The fat and spices dripped down, and the rich life energy made even the barren Mars come alive.

"The sauce I brought from the chaotic ancient times has been mixed with a lot of old medicine according to the taste of the Great Wilderness, which can soften the divine power so that the old, young and women of Stone Village can eat it."

The number of people is correct, but the extra twenty-odd people don't seem quite right.

"Eating barbecue every day is bad, it's too greasy and unhealthy." The Moon Jade Rabbit said, and then snatched off the crocodile's front leg, leaving the Heavenly Horned Ant next to it empty-handed.

"I also think that eating greasy food can easily lead to weight gain." Duan De nodded, took out a stone pot, inside which was stewing a crocodile leg, with wisps of rosy light drifting out.

That's a medicinal diet made by boiling the Divine Spring with the Supreme Yang Medicine, which is very beneficial for those with a Taiyin constitution.

He tempted him, saying, "It would be good to eat something light to cut through the grease. Come on, have a taste."

The Moon Jade Rabbit's eyes sparkled, and it suddenly felt that the roasted meat in its hand was no longer appealing. Duan De's words made a lot of sense.

Cao Yusheng, who was not far away, blushed. He glanced at the braised crocodile leg he had prepared in his hand, but before he could say anything, the Taiyin Jade Rabbit hopped over and exclaimed in surprise.

"Braised is good too! It's not greasy at all!"

"Try them all."

A chubby little face suddenly broke into a wide smile.

Su Lin stood beside the grill, took a bite of the distinct strips of meat from the leg, and examined the scene.

"Shuhang, your table doesn't need to wait for everyone to arrive anymore; we can start eating right away," Su Lin said.

"Senior Su Lin," Song Shuhang hesitated, finally managing to stammer, "Our love is both true and legal. By the way, how many legs does this crocodile actually have?!"

Even Pang Bo and Ye Fan's classmates, who were still dazed and gnawing on the meat, came to their senses and subconsciously looked at the crocodile legs in their hands.

"Oh my god, God your mother. Am I dreaming?"

Cade, who had been pulled out of Mount Sumeru, already felt that everything was too dreamlike. Now, looking at the crocodile leg in his hand, he suddenly felt that he was hallucinating.

"This must have been done by those monks, praising Buddha, praising Buddha! I really won't eat meat anymore, let me go back to being a vegetarian!"

Having been terrified by the monks before, Cade immediately clasped his hands together in fear and sobbed, "God, why did you banish me to the stars? Eating meat is just a dream!"

He started greeting God and his family as usual, but this time he hadn't said more than a few words when Pang Bo jumped up and covered Cade's mouth, waving and grinning at Su Lin, who seemed to sense something.

"It's nothing, everything's normal." Pang Bo waved his hand and lowered his voice: "This meat was roasted by your God or Buddha, don't nag!"

He had almost forgotten that this clown foreigner, who kept chanting Amitabha, used to be a devout believer, but after realizing he couldn't go back, he cursed God every day.

It wouldn't have been a big deal, but there actually was one here.

"It's alright, I have businesses in Buddhism anyway." Su Lin shrugged and said, "Amitabha, there's more if you're not full."

After speaking, Su Lin patted the crocodile on the barbecue grill. A pure, additive-free Buddhist light descended, containing the meaning of Nirvana and reincarnation. Then, the same additive-free holy light swept over, and the dead crocodile ancestor opened its blood-red eyes like red lanterns.

Its physical body was rapidly repaired; skin grew back from its bloodied flesh and bones, and even the remaining fragments of its primordial spirit were quickly restored. Before it could even speak, the next second...

The four legs were cut off again.

"roar……!!!"

The entire world was shaking, and countless mountains on Mars collapsed.

"Give me a quick death!" The Crocodile Ancestor said weakly, its spirit trapped in its head, unable to break free: "Even Shakyamuni Buddha dared not humiliate me like this."

After saying that, Crocodile Ancestor fainted again.

“I dared not do this before, and I will not do it again today.” The Buddha Tathagata Shakyamuni looked to his side and said, “I don’t want to be so cruel, but there isn’t enough meat to eat, so I have no choice.”

"Wouldn't it be enough if you guys just didn't follow us?!" Ye Fan felt like a thousand horses were galloping through his mind.

He left discreetly enough, like a college student carrying a suitcase leaving home in the early hours of the morning to return to school, deliberately choosing a quiet time of night, so that even Ye Qingxian, who remained in Zhutian City, did not know.

Instead of using the Nine Dragons Coffin, he relied on his current strength to explore the ancient starry road, directly carrying Pang Bo, Lin Jia, and others across the starry sky in their physical bodies.

What we want is to do it without anyone noticing.

But once they arrived on Mars, just as they had extracted the Crocodile Ancestor's primordial spirit from Li Xiaoman's sea of ​​consciousness and nearly killed the old crocodile, a uniquely styled Extreme Dao Imperial Weapon, the Starry Sky Train, arrived from outer space and stopped at the entrance of the Great Thunderclap Temple.

"This humble monk is going to Earth to pick up a car. I've never driven a Mercedes-Benz in my life. Things are getting better now, so I'll drive it back to the Mercedes-Benz parking lot near Mount Ling."

"As the saying goes, the Buddhist temple is a pure place, and only Ferraris are parked in the courtyard."

Feeling moved, Su Lin began reciting the scriptures: "Rolls-Royce, Mercedes-Benz, Bentley, Bugatti... Dior, Fendi, LV, Gucci, Armani..."

Why does your recitation of the Great Compassion Mantra sound like the Great Greed Mantra?!

"Our Shaolin Temple is still more like a Buddhist temple."

The Buddha of True Stillness, born in Shaolin, took out several boxes, seemingly to pack them up for his wife to take back: "Don't repair the meat that's just been roasted and hasn't been finished yet. Leave me a piece of fat tail."

Ye Fan's lips twitched as he glanced at the Crocodile Ancestor, who was suffering a fate worse than death.

This guy is incredibly unlucky; he must have had the worst luck in his life. It would have been one thing if he had met someone as good-natured as Shakyamuni, but now that he's in the hands of the Great Electric Temple, his fate is even worse than if he had fallen into the hands of a demon.

In the past, the ancient Buddha primarily focused on salvation, and could easily subdue both humans and demons with a single strike. But now, standing before it are two Buddhas and demons...

However, Ye Fan wouldn't sympathize with this beast. Quite a few classmates had died at the hands of its disciples and followers, and this fate was nothing more than karmic retribution.

Next, it's time to peel off the skin again, rinse it, apply oil, and then borrow a fire from Xiao Yan.

Before long, a refreshing aroma wafted for dozens of miles, radiating divine brilliance and swirling in the air, flowing from the tender, golden meat, possessing the grandeur of a celestial realm, if one ignored the somewhat bloody slaughter scene.

The mighty demon saint was repeatedly tortured like this. Only when he was almost full and satisfied were the methods of time manipulation, innate qi, merit restoration, and resurrection artifacts released. His head and last bit of essence and spirit were wrapped in the fire of the elixir and refined into a furnace of dark pills, serving as a dessert to end his suffering.

"Isn't this just a simple chocolate bean?" Su Lin chewed the pill in his mouth with a strange expression.

"Xiao Xiao has been craving sweets lately," Xiao Yan teased his daughter. "Aren't you using up too much of your merit?"

Su Lin swallowed the candy and said, "Anyway, I can't use it all. I don't rely on this for my daily cultivation. At most, it's like accumulating good karma to increase my luck value."

The halo of merit behind his head was already overflowing, and the formless Dharma body of the Heavenly Buddha had also been perfected. Therefore, even though there was a pool of crocodile blood and a mountain of internal organs under Su Lin's feet, this person was still measuring the size to make himself a pair of crocodile leather boots. He looked like a Buddha descending to earth, as if he had come to the Blood Sea Asura Hell to save all living beings.

Don't ask how the sea of ​​blood came to be.

"Pang Bo, who are those people? They're even more terrifying than any cult leader I've ever seen. Are they also going to Earth?"

Wang Ziwen was full of energy and his stomach was already full, but this was the first time he had tasted such a delicacy, so he could only put the meat, which was comparable to a divine medicine, into his mouth and speak unclearly.

"And how did Ye Fan become so powerful all of a sudden, able to take us across the starry sky?" Lin Jia was equally curious, but then hurriedly added, "It's okay if it's inconvenient to talk about it. We're already very satisfied that we can return to Earth!"

Li Xiaoman remained silent, curled up in a corner, looking rather listless. Her thoughts were in turmoil because of what she had done to Ye Fan, but she also cast a glance at him.

"Don't worry, those people are Earthlings too. Going back to Earth with us is like going back to their hometown." Pang Bo didn't know how else to explain, so he just blurted it out:

"The one on the left is Jehovah, the one refining elixirs is Emperor Yan, the one jumping around in front is Nuwa, and the one following behind... inseparable from him is Fuxi."

"When Ye Fan went into the tomb, he dug out this group of immortals, which is how he obtained such a great opportunity."

Contrary to his serious nonsense, Pang Bo was speaking some unreliable truths.

The sound of a giant bell echoed in the minds of these former classmates.

"Bullshit!" Cade spat out a mouthful of wine, his eyes widening. "I'm not blind! Isn't that a Buddha?!"

"The Buddha is also him. You once said that God preaches equality for all beings, and that Bodhisattvas are angels. That's true." Pang Bo was speechless.

“I was wrong before, now you can cry out for the Lord’s mercy.”

He recalled that on this very Mars, he had once argued with this foreigner who was striking a wooden fish about religion, and in the end, this guy actually encountered a hybrid deity sitting on a sacred mountain holding a cross.

There was a snap.

Cade slapped himself hard across the face.

"So I didn't escape God's clutches at all? Did I become a Buddhist monk or did I believe in God? God, thank goodness, you didn't abandon me after all!"

Kade rattled off a whole bunch of things, and finally, trembling, began to confess his daily cursing of God and his disrespect for the bald-headed Buddhist monks.

Seeing his incoherent and delirious state, the group burst into laughter.

Mount Tai, majestic and imposing, is revered as the foremost of the Five Sacred Mountains and is known as the Number One Mountain under Heaven.

Upon arriving on Earth, Ye Fan and Pang Bo disappeared with their old classmates, while Su Lin went straight to the parking lot, paid the exorbitant parking fee from eight years ago, and, led by a security guard, found the Mercedes-Benz that had been gathering dust for a long time.

Strangely, after Su Lin finished his inspection, the middle-aged security guard began to take off his uniform.

“They all said the car owner went up the mountain and disappeared and became an immortal. Only I didn’t believe it, so I didn’t let them tow it away for scrapping. I waited for you to come back and pay the parking fee.”

The security guard seemed to have a clear understanding of things, and said, "If you can make a comeback and get this car back, why can't I win back the one I lost?"

After saying that, he threw the security guard uniform on the ground and left without looking back.

He seems to have a story to tell.

"I thought I was taken away by the future people on the sacrificial path?" Su Lin rubbed his chin, feeling puzzled by the matter.

Emperor Ye should have been able to travel back in time and drive the car away; he thought this part of history was the same.

"You bought a car key after it was driven away?" Meng Qi asked with a strange expression.

"My original plan was to have a legitimate reason for the car being driven away, so I could find a way to expose their dojo, but it seems this car is indeed destined for me."

Su Lin used his wind manipulation technique to blow away the dust and said to Li Changshou, "From now on, this vehicle will be the Heavenly Emperor's carriage."

"Your Majesty, are you serious?" Li Changshou pondered for a moment and said, "How about we switch to a domestically produced car?"

Is it the difference between domestically produced cars and imported cars?!

And you wouldn't want to stop at the entrance of Nantianmen, would you?!

Even Meng Qi, who was usually thick-skinned, couldn't hold back any longer, because whether it was Mount Ling or the Heavenly Court, he and this guy were colleagues.

Other Heavenly Emperors ride in dragons pulling their chariots, with immortals clearing the way and the stars of the heavens following, so that demons and monsters are shunned. Isn't it a bit too low-class for you to drive a Mercedes-Benz?

"This is a treasure with a great karmic connection to Emperor Ye." Su Lin shook his head, indicating that Meng Qi didn't know its value. "Judging by the time, Ye Fan should be home by now?"

"Families are reunited, so it's not advisable for us to go there at this time," Meng Qi said.

"I know," Su Lin nodded, then knocked on the door of the Extreme Dao Imperial Weapon Starry Sky Train: "Family reunion, you know."

Steam billowed out, the carriage doors opened, and golden light burst forth from behind them.

Dressed in purple, Ji Ziyue, with her big, bright eyes, looked around curiously. Not long after she got out of the car, Ye Qingxian, arms crossed and eating crocodile skewers, got out from behind, looking annoyed.

"Master Ye Fan actually abandoned me and secretly went back to his hometown. Luckily, you, senior, helped me."

Ye Qingxian was displeased. Then, she took Ji Ziyue's arm and said with a smile, "Come on, I'll take you to see our home."

"Don't be so polite. If you don't want to call me Grandpa Su, you can call me Grandpa Niu." Su Lin waved his hand.

Shortly after the two left, Klein emerged from the shadows and said, "I thought you would bring An Miaoyi and Qin Yao along."

“After all, it’s a day for family reunion.” Su Lin thought for a moment and smiled, “There’s plenty of time in the future.”

"Is that really the reason?"

"Ye Fan hasn't gained enough favor with An Miaoyi yet, but Qin Yao already has marital relations with him, which could directly end the match."

As expected of you.

Meng Qi and Klein were not surprised, so they opened the car door, sat in the back seat, and urged Su Lin to drive, intending to experience the car driven by the Heavenly Emperor.

Su Lin gazed in the direction of Kunlun for a while before finally looking away.

There stands a stone tablet, guarded by chaos, bearing the marks of time and a piece of blood-stained clothing.

"I'm going to die... but what about my sister?"

Honestly, isn't this more interesting than a chaotic battlefield?

"Reincarnation."

He closed the car door, slowly stepped on the gas, and the engine roared to life.

A plume of black smoke billowed from the hood of the car.

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It hasn't been open for so many years, it must have had problems by now.

(End of this chapter)