MM Racing Chapter 1011 The Heavenly Emperor is Off Work Today
Chapter 1011 The Heavenly Emperor is Off Work Today
Chapter 1011 The Heavenly Emperor is Off Work Today
Several days have passed since Duan De looted his divine treasures, and perhaps due to a problem with his physical resistance, the witch's potion he bought from Klein has not taken effect.
Now there's no way to sell him to a brothel for recycling, nor can we get this fatso to pay back the money by using his talents to please the top streamer on the Wan Jie Tong Shi live streaming platform.
Ye Fan had no choice but to give up and have Meng Qi cancel the official traffic account that he had just registered for Fairy Biluo.
Meanwhile, Cao Yusheng on Shi Hao's side was trembling, almost giving up on trying a different path to immortality, since his nine reincarnations were all about achieving enlightenment, not just becoming a cultivator.
"I thought you had evidence too." Meng Qi said with some surprise as he put away Duan De's listing records on the Multiverse Knowledge Platform.
Ye Fan said he didn't need this as evidence; he just wanted the stolen money from the online platform returned.
Even Su Lin only chose to report Duan De after the Purple Gold Divine Dragon heard that Duan De didn't intend to give him a share, while Ye Fan took action immediately.
"I may not know the Emperor, but surely I know this fatso?" Ye Fan sneered.
"Besides, does the lack of evidence preclude us from robbing him?"
It seems to make sense.
Meng Qi was speechless. He then turned his gaze to a Supreme being in a security guard uniform at the door. The Supreme being's soul and body were both at their peak, but his eyes were slightly dull.
Upon closer inspection, one discovers a sinister and ominous sense of death concealed within.
"His methods are becoming more and more like those of an evil god," Meng Qi said.
Klein's true form emerged from thin air. He glanced at the spiritual threads wrapped around his five fingers and said, "I'm truly sorry that my methods resemble those of an evil god."
Meng Qi: "How come it's you?"
While everyone else was busy fighting and adapting to local customs, you actually managed to secretly collect a supreme secret puppet?
Klein handed the overseas labor contract to Ye Fan, then vanished into thin air: "Remember to transfer my daily wage to my account."
"I originally wanted to ask Su Lin for some people, but he said that the South Heavenly Gate was short of patrolling heavenly soldiers, so I could only borrow the puppets from Klein," Ye Fan said.
Standing at the pinnacle of the era, lying dormant for countless years, finally ascending to immortality only to find himself patrolling the South Heavenly Gate.
Meng Qi suddenly felt a strange sense of emotion.
"No, that's not it. He said he reserved a Pangu from Feng Xiaoxiao, and the heavenly soldiers under the Nantianmen Captain can't be too weak."
Ye Fan instructed the women to stock the shelves with new goods and tidy up the mess left from the previous battle, saying, "I'll have to remind the Holy Prince next time, lest he kidnap one of our monkeys."
Did they serve under Pangu?
That's good, and the specifications are even higher.
"Heavenly Venerable." Li Changshou walked over with a jade scroll in his hand.
"I almost thought you'd practiced the Drunken Star Hermit's techniques like Brother Li," Meng Qi joked.
"How could that be? Official business comes first." Li Changshou wasn't embarrassed at all and smiled generously: "Is His Majesty here? He hasn't dealt with human affairs for many years."
Moreover, Sun Wukong, who recently received blessings from Heaven, has completed his first reincarnation and is causing trouble in the Underworld.
Meng Qi became interested: "What's going on?"
"It seems to be the one who was originally from the Heavenly Court during Erlang Shen's journey to the West. He manipulated things behind the scenes to keep the Great Sage in a cycle of reincarnation for a long time. The Great Sage reported it many times, but when he found that writing letters of complaint was useless, he threw a tantrum in the Underworld."
Why would Erlang Shen do this?
He said that monkeys are wild and difficult to tame, and that reincarnation over a longer period of time would temper their temper and prevent them from causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace again in the future, relying on their good deeds.
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Wait a minute, is this lineup designed to completely destroy the Monkey King?!
Meng Qi's eyelids twitched violently, and he suddenly remembered Su Lin's grand plan to rebel against Heaven. Only then did he realize that Erlang Shen was trying to find a way to save this monkey.
However, it would be fine if Su Lin actually kidnapped the Monkey King in the future, but I hope that this damned bald thief won't be able to find him and will instead resort to underhanded tactics to get rid of me.
"He seems to be teaching a disciple. I happen to be going to return the sword too. Come with me."
Everyone has dreams, but not all dreams are those that are pursued to the end. Along the way, people may give up many different choices and possibilities due to practical constraints.
Just as a butcher might dream of becoming a dancer, Su Yulin, before entering society, might have considered becoming a teacher.
After all, it's incredibly satisfying to have a government-affiliated job where you can claim to be the only one who matters in the world, dye your hair white, wear an eye patch, and get paid through a laissez-faire teaching style.
Of course, don't make promises like "I am invincible".
"Good disciple, what kind of Taoist arts would you like to learn?" Su Lin pulled off his blindfold, revealing a warm smile.
Su Lin seemed to attach great importance to his first formal acceptance of a disciple and to this true disciple.
As for Anduin before?
Not familiar.
Holy light and persuading people to do good are just part of life; swords and immortality are the main themes of life's pursuit.
"As long as my master teaches me, I will learn anything as long as there is some Dao energy!" Yu Feng looked at the confiscated phone on the podium, his posture very upright.
Children can be taught.
Su Lin nodded in satisfaction, and various divine weapons of completely different styles appeared around him. He said, "I'll teach you the Sword God's Sword, which allows you to leap back with sword energy, and the Heavenly Emperor's Technique, which lets you automatically move bricks with your eyes closed. Is that alright?"
"Can you learn this and attain the level above Kun Dao in two and a half years?" Yu Feng asked curiously.
"There's a year-and-a-half crash course for transcendents next door. Why don't you try studying with Senior Song? Maybe you'll be able to become one after dying a few trillion times."
"Then forget it, I won't learn this."
Yu Feng quickly shook his head.
It's okay. Just like some local folk customs where children are presented with many objects to choose their future direction, Eevee has to choose different stones to evolve, and Neos fuses with all sorts of random monsters to become a new hero.
We have to lay out the path for him to choose from.
Su Lin thought for a moment, then smiled gently:
"I'll teach you how to pilot a mecha, Kira the Great Buddha's method of slicing people without killing them and converting them to enlightenment, which can trigger a power surge, establish a mind link, and grant you three times the speed of the red horned creature. I'll guide you to the path of true sainthood, inherit the Heavenly Court's name, and attain the status of the Quantum Awakener. How about that?"
"No way, no way. Taking apart a Gundam with one hand is way more fun than piloting one," Yu Feng said dismissively.
"Hmm, okay." Su Lin then asked:
"Then I will teach you the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Technique, which allows you to fly, burrow underground, modify models, master all techniques, and possess limitless power, but it has a minor flaw."
"Master, you're being blunt. I'm an honest man, I don't know how to use coded language. What does 'a flawless gem' mean?" Yu Feng asked, his voice tinged with strange fire.
"The white wall is perfect, but it's only perfect for one person. If you can't use the Primordial Purple Qi as a conduit, it's all for naught." Su Lin sighed and shook his head.
"I will not learn, but I possess great power. Once I obtain the certificate, it will be permanent. At that time, I will naturally be able to overpower all the heavens and dominate all ages."
Having this mindset is not bad. You should know that I, Su, was able to reach the point of being invincible in the world entirely through my own efforts.
This young man has a style reminiscent of mine back in the day.
There was no other way but to teach him some of his special skills.
"Then I will teach you the secrets of creation of all realms,"
Su Lin proudly summoned the Golden Core of Light and the Nascent Soul of Chaos:
"When one's supernatural powers are fully developed, one can attain the Dao through the Golden Elixir, transform one's body into light, and ascend to the rank of True Lord; one can also activate the Qi of Chaos, allowing one's spirit to roam outside the body and communicate with the divine, and the Dao embryo is so powerful that mortals cannot look directly at it."
"It can create a thousand layers of hell and ten thousand layers of heaven, it can lead evil people to good, it can convert demons to vegetarianism and chanting of scriptures, and it can summon Cthulhu to cultivate immortality and take human form."
"At that time, merits will flow like water, the Golden Elixir will rap, the Nascent Soul will sing and dance, and the fruition will be achieved naturally."
Su Lin pulled out his most secret technique, even using internet communication methods that young people could accept, to ensure the little guy knew how powerful this move was.
"It is only when your master comes of age, or when your master's eternal furnace heart matures, that you can be baptized into a new god and prevented from being devoured by the Great Dao."
Faced with Su Lin's introduction, Yu Feng stared blankly at the golden core engraved with all the laws of the order of light, and the little figure of light and shadow wearing a wriggling transparent hood.
The nascent soul made a throat-slitting gesture towards the twelve-winged phantom on the golden core, while the phantom on the golden core produced two light swords in its hands, poised to slash at it.
During the standoff, the Golden Core cultivator and the Nascent Soul cultivator seemed to sense something at the same time and looked at the bewildered Yu Feng.
In an instant, two terrifying and boundless pressures descended, and whispers gradually appeared in one's ears, yet they echoed throughout the world like the sound of a conch shell in the Daoist chant.
'I want tentacles!' 'I want holy light!' 'I want revelation!' 'I want division and unification!' 'I want immortality!'
He seemed to understand something; the two completely different voices were arguing.
"Alright, stop arguing, just teach him everything." A Buddha-like figure radiating the light of Buddhahood advised from within the Pure Land.
"Practicing this method requires a certain foundation in Buddhist teachings," Su Lin added. "As the saying goes, Buddhism emphasizes 'no-self,' Taoism emphasizes 'non-action,' and Confucianism emphasizes 'no evil.' I, your teacher, am an old sage who has integrated all three teachings."
"No, no! Master, let's try something else!!!" Yu Feng's legs went weak, and he almost knelt down:
"Don't you have some Grand Celestial Art or Eight-Nine Divine Skill? Let's go for something more traditional!"
"You little rascal, you won't learn this, you won't learn that, and you still have so many demands." Su Lin frowned for a long time, then put down the "Heaven-Defying Skill," pondered for a long time, and sighed:
"Besides these techniques, I can also teach you the ritual of luck to draw cards without getting the wrong cards, to turn bad luck into good luck, to get a perfect start, and to have a full ten-pull."
This method combines various profound wisdoms such as feng shui, astrology, merit, and the changing of the heavens.
Only by integrating and understanding the laws and logic of different worlds can one align with the will of Heaven and fulfill its destiny.
"This disciple is willing to learn!" Yu Feng nodded repeatedly, all his previous fear gone, drool dripping from his mouth: "I'll learn this move!"
"If you cause any trouble in the future, don't blame me for teaching you."
Su Lin looked up at the sky and sighed, suddenly feeling utterly exhausted.
It seems that taking on apprentices is really not an easy task. It feels like the children in the family have been spoiled, even though those "daughters" are all very sensible.
"Cough cough."
Someone is coughing.
Su Lin turned her head and asked, "Would you like some cough syrup?"
"What I mean is you should take it easy. I am, after all, the vice principal," Meng Qi said bluntly.
If they really cause trouble, the entire clan will be implicated. Besides, this child seems to possess unparalleled talent; it would be a shame to waste it.
Meng Qi squinted at the other's mental platform, and Yu Feng immediately felt a sense of dread, as if he had been seen through completely.
"What?!"
"I'm just wondering if your karmic ties with the Ascension Cauldron have been completely severed, and your primordial spirit is still concealed."
Meng Qi shook his head and decided to put the matter aside for the time being.
At this moment, Li Changshou walked over with the jade book. Su Lin showed neither a worried expression nor any intention of asking Meng Qi to share the burden.
"It's better to finish today's work today," Li Changshou advised.
“In fact,” Su Lin said with a smile as he outlined the dish with a brush, “I had some feelings after eating Emiya’s cooking.”
"Huh?" Meng Qi was stunned.
"I've recently started preparing for retirement; I don't want to work anymore."
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Not long after Meng Qi left with Li Changshou.
Inside the City of All Heavens, Ye Fan looked at the deserted Chamber of Commerce and the dazzling array of exhibits. After thinking for a moment, he took out about a dozen tokens and handed them to Zhong Li, who was tallying the resources of the restricted area.
"At that time, we can hand over these passes to some reputable forces and senior figures. The Chamber of Commerce will always welcome them."
“I will make the arrangements.” Zhong Li nodded slightly.
The supreme beings of the seven forbidden zones were not all wiped out. Respectable elders such as the Qilin Ancient Emperor and the Great Accomplishment Holy Body are still alive. Some supreme beings who lived long lives and did not launch any dark turmoil also survived unharmed.
However, the effects of the Immortal Ascension Cauldron and the Immortal Ascension Spell have disappeared, and the level of life has regressed to its previous state.
Therefore, if they want to go further, Ye Fan wouldn't mind giving these powerful individuals an opportunity.
Characters like Gai Jiuyou and the Old Madman are also included.
Once forces like the Yin-Yang Sect, the lineage of ruthless inheritors, and the Assassin Dynasty have lost their value for exploitation, they can be dealt with as they should be.
But it's strange, really.
After the Ascension Cauldron was destroyed, time and space returned to normal. Logically, everything that happened in the world inside the cauldron should be rewound and repaired.
To avoid any unnecessary misunderstandings, Ye Fan even gave up a significant portion of his newly earned points in an attempt to change certain impressions.
Even under such conditions, most of the beings in this universe still retain the memories of Ye Fan and others attacking and killing the supreme beings of various forbidden zones before the path to immortality.
In short, I've forgotten everything before and after, but I still remember the appearance of the Immortal Cauldron, the mobilization of the forbidden zones, and the exhilarating battle.
When I consulted Yan Sen, the answer I received was that the weight of the Immortal Ascension Cauldron surpassed the influence that the Heavenly City could currently exert.
"Ye Zi, I've contacted all my old classmates. Cade is at Xuyu Mountain. Li Xiaoman tried to run away but I caught her."
Pang Bo ran over excitedly, then sighed, "It's a pity that my comprehension is too poor. With so many resources, I'm still only at the second level of Quasi-Emperor. I still couldn't help you or stand with you through thick and thin."
"It's already chaotic enough. If you want to spar with a Supreme Being, I'll find you a sparring partner later." Ye Fan smiled wryly, indicating that he appreciated the offer.
He glanced at the itinerary he had prepared, including the karmic connection with Amitabha Buddha and the things he needed to bring back to Earth.
"Is the Chamber of Commerce closed during this period?"
"We're taking a break from business. Before going home, let's have a class reunion. Let's choose Mars as the location."
“A class reunion.” Pang Bo’s eyes dimmed.
At a class reunion with 30 students, only eight were able to go home.
(End of this chapter)