Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 503

Xiaoxiao said, gesturing with her hands.

But these movements are very familiar, as if I have seen them somewhere.

Then, she handed the talisman back to the fortune teller.

Then,

she moved away from the stool with her buttocks, and walked backwards with her legs, as if a stuck videotape was moving backwards.

The photographer looked at Xiaoxiao and said, "What is this kid doing?"

Xiao Yang was also confused, and spread his hands to show that he didn't know.

Only a few sharp-eyed viewers commented.

—— "Fuck! Is Xiaoxiao acting like time is going backwards?!"

—— "Hahaha, it seems to be true. No wonder these movements seem familiar. It turns out that they are imitating the way she came here."

—— "6666, Xiaoxiao is worthy of it. Who said time can't go back?"

"..."

After half a minute, Xiao Yang understood.

He gave the photographer a look.

Run away~

At this time, the fortune-teller also reacted.

His amulet was returned by the little girl, and he didn't even give her 10 yuan.

He stood up immediately and prepared to pull.

"Ouch~"

The fortune-teller just stood up and cried out in pain.

"Wait~"

"Wait~"

He waved and shouted at Xiaoxiao and Xiaoyang.

"Hey~

"Hey, hey, help me! ! !"

"I'll give you 100 taels of silver notes! ! !"

"100 taels of silver notes? !"

As soon as she heard 100 taels of silver notes.

Xiaoxiao stopped in a daze.

After all, she was a child, very innocent, and she wouldn't think whether this person was looking for an excuse to deceive her.

"What help? ! "

Xiaoxiao asked immediately when she thought of the 100 taels of silver notes.

The fortune teller was bent over, with his eyebrows and eyes wrinkled.

He said with a painful expression: "Ouch~

"I don't know what to eat at noon, my stomach hurts, and I want to go to the toilet."

"Could you please help me look at the stall?"

As he said, he glanced at Xiao Yang.

Xiaoxiao thought, isn't it just looking at a stall, there are 50 taels of silver notes.

Look!

Of course I have to look!!

She cast a little look at Xiao Yang for help, begging: "Dad~"

Xiao Yang certainly knew what Xiaoxiao meant.

"Just look at a stall?"

"Just give me 100 taels of silver notes."

In fact, every NPC has a large stack of silver notes, which is meaningless to them.

This fortune teller is paid as an NPC, 150 a day.

His side income is to occasionally sell amulets, which can earn him an extra 1,2000 yuan a month, enough for his living.

At this time.

The fortuneteller's stomach hurt more and kept growling.

He nodded quickly and said, "Yeah~"

"Yes!"

"You just need to help me watch the stall, but you need to change clothes. I will change my clothes for you."

"There are often patrols in the scenic area. Don't be found that there is no one at my stall."

"Otherwise, your salary will be deducted."

Xiao Yang hesitated: "Uh~"

"You also need to change clothes..."

The fortuneteller continued to increase the price.

"200 taels of silver notes, the silver notes given by tourists for fortune-telling, you can keep them yourself."

The fortuneteller also saw that the girl wanted silver notes.

Silver notes!

He has plenty of them!

Audience:

——"Oh my god! This is 100 taels of silver notes! If the people at the exchange office knew about this, they would probably want to beat him to death."

——"Oh, that dress costs 500 taels of silver notes, it's a far cry."

Xiaoxiao was very excited when she heard it.

She shook Xiao Yang's arm and said coquettishly.

"Dad~"

Xiao Yang: "Okay~"

Cosplaying as a fortune teller is quite fun, and he doesn't reject it.

As soon as Xiao Yang agreed, the fortune teller immediately took off his robe, wig and sunglasses attached to the headscarf.

He even had a fake beard.

He threw it all to Xiao Yang.

He squeezed his legs together and ran away quickly with his butt lifted.

While running, he turned back and pointed at the photographer and shouted, "Tell this guy to stand further away, don't let him get caught."

...

After Xiao Yang changed into the fortune teller's robe,

he put on a turban wig, a fake beard and sunglasses, and sat back on the fortune teller's stool.

After fully armed, it looked like this.

It looked quite real.

Except that his skin was whiter, he really couldn't tell the difference from the fortune teller just now.

The photographer put a hidden camera on Xiao Yang and hid far away in the woods to shoot.

Xiao Xiao sat on a bench nearby to rest.

At this time,

Xiao Yang was curious about the hexagrams and fortune sticks on the fortune teller's table.

He fiddled with them with his hands and looked at them.

Suddenly, a little boy, about 6 or 7 years old, appeared in front of the table and sat

Looking at the words on the cloth hanging on the pole beside the table.

Muttering to himself: "Fortune telling~"

The little boy in front of him has a round face, big eyes, and a bowl cut.

There is no adult around.

Xiao Yang asked: "Hey, kid, where are your parents?"

The little boy ignored Xiao Yang and asked with his big head tilted.

"Can you tell fortunes?"

Xiao Yang: "Uh~"

He can't!

But isn't he playing the role of a fortune teller now? ?

He can't say it.

But he can just fool around like the fortune teller just now.

Xiao Yang: "Hmm~

The little boy said: "Then tell me one."

Xiao Yang didn't know whether this kid knew what fortune telling was.

But since he spoke.

Xiao Yang was idle and had nothing to do, so he played with the kid.

"Fortune telling requires silver bills, do you have any? ? "

"Yes! "

As he said that, the little boy took out two silver bills from his bag that the adults had given him to play with.

Xiao Yang took one out of them.

"Okay, I'll tell you one."

Xiao Yang didn't know what the eight characters were, and he was too lazy to write them.

"Give me your hand."

The little boy put his soft arm on the table.

Xiao Yang grabbed the little boy's arm with one hand,

and put two fingers on the little boy's wrist to touch it.

Audience:

——"Hahaha, is Xiao Yang feeling the pulse or telling fortunes?"

——"Xiao Yang is pretending to be so pretentious, do you understand? !"

——"Don't tell me, my current understanding of Xiao Yang is that there is nothing he doesn't understand, maybe he really understands it?"

Half a minute later.

Xiao Yang touched the little boy's hand with two fingers, and pondered.

"Hmm~"

"Little friend, I figured out that your father is a man, right? ”

The little boy nodded and said: "Yes, yes! !”

Xiao Yang continued: "You can calculate that your mother is a woman, right? ?”

The little boy said happily: "Yes, yes!"

Xiao Yang: "Then, you are a man, you are born by your parents."

The boy: "Yeah! !”

……

The bullet screen rolled:

——"Wait, what is Xiao Yang talking about? ? ! ! His father is a man, his mother is a woman? He is born by his parents? !”

——"Hahaha, accurate! Really accurate! ! Master! !”

——"This is really serious nonsense, the child was deceived and crippled, just this? A silver note! ! ZP. ”

——"What's the matter, upstairs, do you think those street fortune tellers are not scams? ? It's just that Xiao Yang's scam is more obvious. ”

"…”