Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 502

In the live broadcast room, many viewers who were curious about Xiaoxiao's birthday were disappointed when they saw Xiao Yang like this.

——"Oh my god, Xiao Yang doesn't even know Xiaoxiao's birthday. Is he a real father??"

——"Tsk tsk tsk, those of you who are fans of Xiao Yang and say he is a good father, now you see it, right? How can a man who doesn't even know when his daughter was born be a good father who loves children? Those were all personalities before."

At this time,

Xiaoxiao shouted at Xiao Yang angrily.

"Dad, you even forgot my birthday."

"Humph!!"

"I have a birthday party every year, and you can't even remember it!!"

"Grandpa, my birthday is June 18~"

The birthday Xiaoxiao mentioned is, of course, the day she was brought home every year, not her birth date.

It's just that Xiaoxiao doesn't know.

Fortune teller: "Which year?"

Xiaoxiao: "I'm 7 years old this year, and I don't know which year either."

The fortune teller counted on his fingers and looked at Xiaoxiao's father.

"What about the time?"

Xiao Yang figured it out. It was just an experience, so it didn't matter whether it was accurate or not.

The year, month, and day were all wrong, so he just said the time.

"4 pm."

The fortune teller wrote down Xiaoxiao's date of birth.

The fingers on his right hand kept moving.

At the same time, the eyes under the sunglasses carefully looked at Xiaoxiao and Xiao Yang.

Seeing that the two had good looks, Xiaoxiao's face was filled with a lovely smile.

When he was talking to him just now, he had a clear mind and was generous. He must be a child from a good family.

And the two of them were good-looking, had good temperament, and should have a good family background.

After all the considerations, the fortune teller had a plan in his mind.

A few minutes later.

He put down his fingers, flicked his beard, and said with a smile.

"Little boy, you have a good fate."

"You are smart, good at studying, you are a literary star,..."

"You have a harmonious family and a good childhood..."

"When you grow up..."

The fortune teller said a lot of compliments and explained Xiaoxiao's growth path from childhood to adulthood.

Xiao Yang and Xiaoxiao did not refute.

The barrage scrolled:

-"I think this fortune teller is quite accurate. Xiaoxiao is really smart,"

-"It is true that Xiaoxiao's family is harmonious? Xiaoxiao's mother has never seen it."

-"I think it's okay. Although Xiaoxiao has no mother, her grandmother and father raised her very well. She is so lively and cheerful. This is happier than a child whose parents quarrel every day. Moreover, Xiao Yang treats her and Ms. He very well. It is considered very harmonious."

"..."

The audience in the live broadcast room are discussing whether this master is accurate?

In fact, they don't know that fortune tellers have their own way.

The words are not quite right, and these words can even be used on many children.

First talk about the good side to make the customer happy.

Then talk about the bad side to make the fortune teller nervous, so as to achieve the small purpose of selling goods.

At this time,

the fortune teller finished his long speech.

Xiaoxiao couldn't say what she felt.

It didn't feel very accurate, but it was hard to find any mistakes.

Xiaoxiao was lowering her head and thinking about how to make the fortune teller compensate her with 5 silver notes.

But she heard the fortune teller change his tone.

"This little friend, although you have a good life, you had a little bumpy childhood~"

As he said~

he took out a red amulet from his chest, wrapped it layer by layer into a triangle and handed it to Xiaoxiao, smiling.

"Little friend, grandpa will give you a peace charm, so that you can avoid that little bump in your road."

"This is what grandpa climbed over mountains and ridges when he was young and specially found a monk from Lingshan Mountain.

You must carry it with you, so that you can turn bad luck into good luck."

Xiaoxiao took the peace charm handed over by the fortune teller and said sweetly: "Thank you, grandpa."

At this time, the fortune teller handed the peace charm to Xiaoxiao and immediately turned his hand over.

Xiaoxiao reluctantly took out a silver note from his pocket and handed it to the fortune teller.

The fortune teller took the silver note and pointed at the peace charm in Xiaoxiao's hand.

Turning to Xiao Yang and smiling, "This little brother, the peace charm is 10 yuan a piece."

"As you wish~"

Everyone realized that this peace charm cost money.

Audience:

——"Oh my god, no wonder this fortune teller is asking tourists to tell fortunes. If he is just an NPC, wouldn't it be better to just do nothing?!"

——"So it's all a trick. Is this a way to make extra money?"

——"Just give him 10 yuan. It's not much. Just buy some peace of mind.Otherwise, it would be so awkward to think about it, and the horoscope also said it. ”

——“PDD sold the 5-cent item for 20 times the price. Even selling DU doesn’t make that much money, right? ? ”

“…”

10 yuan is indeed not a lot of money.

Even Xiaoxiao spent 30 yuan on cockfighting just now.

The fortune teller also grasped everyone’s psychology. The money is not much, and everyone can afford 10 yuan.

It is better to believe it than not to believe it, otherwise it will be uncomfortable.

Just like the long articles in the WeChat group that are forwarded for the health of the family.

Even if you are half-believing and half-doubting, you will move your fingers willingly and click to forward.

The fortune teller looked at the father and daughter at the table, stroked his beard and smiled, waiting for the two to pay.

Xiao Yang was unhappy and felt like he was being morally kidnapped.

Xiaoxiao was even more unhappy.

Not only did he give her a silver note, but he also took 10 yuan from her?!

This is not okay!

Xiaoxiao handed the red amulet in her hand back to the fortune teller.

“Grandpa, I don’t want this. "

The subtext is, I won't give money.

The fortune teller waved his wrinkled hands and shook his head.

"Child, no, no~"

"Where have you heard that the blessings given away can be taken back? ? "

"The blessings given away are like water poured out, they cannot be taken back."

"Think about it, is there no way to turn back time? ? "

"10 yuan, just eat one less ice cream, this can bless you with blessings for a lifetime."

As he said, he looked at Xiao Yang.

"Your father loves you so much, he will definitely pay you."

The barrage rolled:

"Fuck!"

"Forced buying and selling! ! "

"66666, this is moral kidnapping? ! "

Xiao Yang was about to curse.

Then he saw Xiao Xiao's mouth making a sound: "Aba Aba Baba..."

The mumbling sound in his mouth was unknown.